I'm Royal Flusher, and I've been to Las Vegas 55 times as of this writing. I'm the perfect
degenerate savvy play-ah to help you plan your next Vegas trip, both in theory, and in reality.
Fifty-five times. It kind of shocks me that I've reached this milestone, but I've been at it for 20 years. So that is only, on average, one trip every four and a half months, roughly, or three per year.
Whew. I thought I was a total degenerate for a minute there. (Which is not an unreasonable conclusion, actually.)
When you take a vacation to a place like Las Vegas, it doesn't just happen. It takes a plan. It's almost like a mini project management exercise, my pal Jimmy Poon tells me, in which you must juggle a number of inter-related time-sensitive activities.
I wouldn't know, I just make grommets and gamble my face off in Las Vegas. However, I have a new trip in the works, so I'm going to share both the theory of perfect trip planning the Royal Flusher way, and the sad reality of trip planning the Royal Flusher way.