Thursday, May 12, 2016

MGM's Latest Cash Grab - No More Free Porking


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Well, they've gone and done it. MGM Resorts has instituted a charge for something that millions of us have taken for granted for all these years.

They are charging for porking.


You used to be able to pork for free in any Las Vegas resort, and many of us did so. We porked backing in.

We parallel porked.

We porked on the highest level, and God help us, on the lowest as well.

I have to admit, we kind of took it for granted, all this free porking. There are great, fantastic structures devoted to it, which we used, and abused without a second thought.

And when we were in a hurry, we'd throw three bucks to a Valet to do the porking for us, shouting "Give her a wash, and put her somewhere warm," as we threw a handful of torn dollar bills their way.

Well, all things must pass, even free porking.

Now, let's not fly off the handle here, we aren't entirely getting the shaft. If you have the right level card MLife you can still pork for free. For now. I'm sure that it is just a matter of time before all porking is a profit center for MGM Resorts International.

Here's the proof of the porking pudding, the sad, sad email I received, spelling it all out in pink and white.


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